On April 1st, Ventspils Street residents will experience a real hockey intermission
While hockey players at Liepāja ice hall drink water during breaks, Ventspils Street residents will have to do without this privilege on April 1st.
While Riga is still figuring out how to improve water quality, Liepāja will prove on April 1st that we know how to live without this luxury item. Residents of houses 53, 55, and 57 on Ventspils Street will experience a real survival challenge.
"Finally I can test whether I can really survive on coffee alone," says local resident Jānis. "Hockey players at Liepāja ice hall also try to avoid drinking water as long as possible during games — maybe this is some kind of training for us too."
"Liepājas ūdens" has promised that after restoration there might be muddy water, which on Ventspils Street will be almost like a celebration — finally something happening in this quiet neighborhood. The toll-free number 63436000 will be hotter than hockey pucks at Liepāja ice hall in August heat.
"We apologize for the inconvenience," announces "Liepājas ūdens," but actually this is just our city's way of preparing residents for the next Olympic records — endurance without water. In Riga they haven't invented such a sport yet.
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