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On March 24th, water on Raiņa Street will disappear faster than Karosta canal bridge crossers find the right way

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On March 24th, water on Raiņa Street will disappear faster than Karosta canal bridge crossers find the right way

Liepājas ūdens announces planned water supply interruptions affecting several streets. At least this time we know in advance when there will be no water.

Liepājas ūdens delights the public with the traditional spring ritual — water supply interruptions in the Raiņa Street area. On March 24th, residents will be able to enjoy an authentic life experience without running water, just like in the old days when people didn't yet know what centralized water supply was.

The list of affected addresses looks like a math problem where you have to add up all the odd and even numbers. T. Breikša Street 15, 17, 19, 21... it's like a bingo game, except instead of winning a prize, you're left without water. On Jelgavas Street only number 17 — apparently the other residents are somehow special.

Raiņa Street suffers the most with numbers from 26 to 45, as if someone decided that the street named after the poet needed a poetic suffering experience. The situation on Tirgus Street is slightly better — only three houses, but on Lāčplēša Street, it seems water will disappear as dramatically as crossing the Karosta canal bridge on a foggy day when nobody knows exactly where it leads.

After water restoration, cloudiness is possible, which is a diplomatic way of saying that something brown will flow from the tap. Liepājas ūdens apologizes for the inconvenience, but we all really know it's part of the city's charm. At least the free phone 63436000 works — unlike the water.

⚠️ Satirical article. Facts are preserved, but the presentation is humorous. For accurate information, please refer to the original source.

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On March 24th, water on Raiņa Street will disappear faster than Karosta canal bridge crossers find the right way — Liepaja.AI