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Aizpute Moped Rider Proves You Can Divide Transportation Into Parts - Two Accidents, Four Charges and One House Wall

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Aizpute Moped Rider Proves You Can Divide Transportation Into Parts - Two Accidents, Four Charges and One House Wall

Local moped virtuoso demonstrated that with 1.55 blood alcohol level, you can perform multiple actions simultaneously - drive, flee and demolish.

Sunday afternoon in Aizpute featured a real transportation art performance when a local moped virtuoso decided to prove that with the right approach, you can combine several activities into one ride. As a result, he not only reached his destination but also created a new window in someone's house wall - free of charge.

According to local residents, they wouldn't even dream of such a driving style in Riga - there's just not that much creativity there. "Our guy with 1.55 blood alcohol managed to not only crash into a wall but also escape on foot. That's sport!" comments local expert Jānis, who regularly observes traffic from the Market side, where everything is fresher than in Riga and half the price - including such entertainment events.

Police now have to deal with four administrative violations, which is more than even Liepāja traffic participants usually rack up on weekends. The moped wasn't registered, insured, the driver had no license, and he still managed to flee the scene - that's almost like Olympic versatility.

The man was taken to a medical facility where they will explain to him that house walls aren't designed for braking. While in Riga they only talk about such things, in our region we practice it in real life. As the locals say - if you're going to drive drunk, do it with flair.

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