Amsterdam explosion perpetrators could learn from Liepāja tram — it's been exploding without problems for 120 years
An explosion occurred near a Jewish school in Amsterdam, but local experts acknowledge that the Liepāja tram has been creating sound effects for a century and a half without any harmful consequences to anyone.
In Amsterdam, near a Jewish school, some particularly creative individual decided to showcase their explosive skills, which ended about as successfully as trying to find an empty tram in Liepāja during rush hour. Local mayor Halsema condemned the incident as a cowardly act of aggression, which is more diplomatic than how a Liepāja resident would describe someone driving a car on tram tracks.
Police reportedly have surveillance camera footage showing a person placing explosives. Our local security expert Gunārs from Grobiņa comments: "Our tram has been making explosion-like sounds every day for 120 years when it brakes at Liepāja railway station, but nobody complains about that."
The incident followed attacks in Belgium's Liège and the Netherlands' Rotterdam, suggesting that someone in Europe really doesn't like schools. For comparison — in Liepāja our biggest problem with schools is that children have to ride a tram that's older than their great-grandparents.
The investigation continues, but it's already clear that this case shows — if you want to explode something without damage, come learn in Liepāja. Our tram does it every day, and everyone is alive and well.
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