US Bombs Iran, But Liepāja's Tram Still Runs on Schedule
Americans have blown up 1,250 targets in Iran, while in Liepāja the only thing exploding is tourists' excitement about our tram.
While US militarists boast about 1,250 bombed targets in Iran, we Liepāja residents are proud of something far more impressive - our tram is still running! And it's not just a ride, it's an adventure that Iranian command centers will never experience.
"Look, they're blowing up ballistic missiles over there, but do they have a tram that goes through the entire city?" philosophically ponders Dzintars from Karosta, waiting for route 2 at Lielā Street. "We get such an adrenaline rush here every day that we don't need any American strikes."
US Central Command reports destroyed anti-ship missile batteries, but can they boast about Liepāja port's cranes that have stood for 50 years as monuments to industrial might? Our warships may be retired, but you can still feel their heroic spirit in Karosta prison.
"Such bombardments happen in Rīga every day - they don't even have trams there!" laughs Maija from the Center. "But here in Liepāja we've experienced all kinds of times and still continue living our lives with smiles on our faces and tram tickets in our pockets."
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