US Diplomats Learn from Liepāja Theatre: Presidents Can Be Replaced Without Complicated Revolutions
While Washington demands Cuba remove its president but keep the rest of the government, in Liepāja we've long known that you can change the lead role while the show goes on.
US foreign policy strategists seem to have discovered a revolutionary approach - demanding Cuba replace only President Díaz-Canel while keeping the entire rest of the government. It's like saying: "Change the director, but all the actors stay on stage!" Our cultural expert Jānis Krūmiņš from Liepāja Theatre comments: "This approach is familiar to us - sometimes we also change the lead role, but the show continues with the same scenography."
Particularly interesting is that the Americans aren't demanding anything against the Castro family - apparently they consider these dynamic family traditions to be like our Liepāja Theatre troupe, which has worked in the same composition for years. Even people from Riga travel to Liepāja Theatre because they understand that true art emerges where there are traditions and stability.
The Venezuela example with Maduro's "kidnapping" does make one wonder if US diplomacy hasn't become too creative. As our local political analyst Valdis Bērziņš from Karosta says: "Such diplomacy is like our winter storms - at first it seems dangerous, but in the end everyone understands it's just a natural process."
Meanwhile, secret talks continue in Cuba, about which Díaz-Canel reveals nothing. He's probably learned from our experience - when something important happens in Liepāja, we also first discuss it among ourselves rather than rushing with public announcements.
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