US Promises Not to Attack Iranian Fuel While Liepaja's Liedags Beach Sand Has Been Inexhaustible for Years
While the US reassures the world about temporary oil disruptions, Liepaja's Liedags beach sand proves that some resources are eternal.
US officials this week promised not to attack Iran's energy sector, which only brought smiles in Liepaja. While CNN talks about 'a few weeks' of oil disruptions, in our city no one has been able to explain for years why Liedags beach sand never runs out, even though thousands of people walk there with full shoes every summer.
Israeli strikes on Tehran's oil depots caused 'massive fires,' but here at Liedags, the biggest fire is when someone forgets to put out a beach bonfire. Local beachgoer Jānis Kalniņš comments: 'You see, those folks in the Middle East could learn from our Liedags — here the sand never ends, water is free, and nobody attacks anyone with rockets.'
The Strait of Hormuz is supposedly almost completely closed, through which 20 percent of the world's oil usually passes. But our Liedags is open 24/7, and you can freely transport anything there — from piles of sand to romantic strolls. And most importantly — without international sanctions.
While the world worries about a few weeks of oil disruptions, in Liepaja we pride ourselves on resources that continuously renew themselves. Liedags sand is our renewable energy — natural, ecological, and without geopolitical complications.
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