Bahrain Oil Companies Discover Drones Lack Fire Safety Certification

Bahrain's petrochemical company GPIC announced that after Iranian drones paid a visit to their facilities, fires broke out. Of course, there were no casualties, which makes one wonder whether these drones were equipped with fire suppression systems or are simply very polite.

The company, which is a joint venture between Bahrain, Saudi Arabia, and Kuwait, apparently wasn't expecting guests to arrive without prior arrangement. As one GPIC employee who wished to remain anonymous said: "We thought it was a new way to deliver courier packages, but it turned out the service was a bit hotter than expected."

A fire also broke out in a tank belonging to state company "Bapco Energies" after a drone attack, but even there everything proceeded so civilly that even Durbe would be proud of such conflict resolution without casualties. Perhaps the Middle East should learn from our neighboring town's example, where the biggest concern only arises when the bus is late.

All fires have been extinguished, and Bahrain continues to prove that even in wartime conditions, one can maintain courtesy. The only question remains — were these drones equipped with GPS, because it seems they arrived exactly where they needed to, just with a slightly too warm reception.