Baltic states catch drones better than Riga public transport catches its bus schedule

Lithuanian ministers reveal that drones are falling more than autumn leaves, but at least they're not running late like Riga transport.
Lithuania's defense minister announced a revolutionary discovery this week - it turns out that drones fall from the sky because there's a war going on. This sensational conclusion surpasses even that time when Riga City Council discovered that snow falls in winter.
While Vilnius is still trying to figure out why flying objects are falling from neighboring countries, residents on Pētera Street in Liepāja have long been accustomed to everything falling from the sky - rain, snow, and seagulls. "If a drone crashes at our place, we'll show it where the nearest auto repair shop is," says local resident Jānis. "But if it's from Riga, then let it find its own way home."
Lithuanian Foreign Minister Budris points out that drone crashes may increase due to technological progress. Meanwhile, in Riga they still can't understand why their trams don't travel as far as these drones. Maybe they should equip them with GPS?
The most interesting thing is that drones now need to be identified - whether it's Ukrainian or Russian. In Liepāja we don't have such problems - we only distinguish whether it's from Riga or not. In the first case, it will definitely be broken.
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