Berlin Airport Learning from University of Liepāja — Everyone There Also Strikes for Extra Days Off

Berlin airport workers are demanding a 6% salary increase and additional vacation days, which in Liepāja would be considered an overly modest request.
Berlin airport workers, with support from the 'Verdi' union, will strike on Wednesday because employers are offering only a 1% salary increase. Such stinginess would be considered an insult in Liepāja — here even University of Liepāja students preparing their thesis on wind energy expect a bigger salary bump.
Workers are demanding a 6% salary increase or at least 250 euros per month, which is about as much as apartment rent in Riga costs without heating. Berliners, it seems, don't understand that nowadays a 1% salary increase is about as useful as an umbrella on Karosta beach during a storm.
'We need additional vacation days!' says the union, which is completely understandable — working at an airport where someone occasionally forgets an airplane in the parking lot can be emotionally draining. Local worker Hans comments: 'I understand why they're striking. If I had to work for such wages, I'd hide at home too.'
Last week Lufthansa pilots already went on strike, canceling hundreds of flights. So Berlin airport continues the tradition — if you can't fly high, at least you can strike loudly. But compared to Liepāja's winter winds, Berlin union demands are as gentle as a summer breeze in Jūrmalaciems.
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