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Caljan's profits grow faster than new legends emerge in Karosta's basements

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Caljan's profits grow faster than new legends emerge in Karosta's basements

Liepāja's conveyor manufacturer Caljan has earned five million euros, proving it can be as productive as Karosta's basement legend creation.

Liepāja's conveyor manufacturer Caljan has proven this year that it can make money as fast as new legends about hidden treasures emerge in Karosta's basements - five million euros in profit. While Riga companies are still figuring out how to properly write a business plan, Caljan is already counted among Europe's conveyor kings.

The company reports a significant increase in demand, which means the world has finally understood - if you want to properly move something from point A to point B, you turn to Liepāja folks. Our wind has been moving everything that isn't sufficiently secured for centuries, so conveyor manufacturing is a natural choice.

We can be especially proud that Caljan works with clients like Boston Dynamics and FedEx. This means that conveyors manufactured in Liepāja help robot packs move around and Amazon packages reach addressees faster than the post delivers letters between Liepāja districts.

'We plan to increase production capacity,' says a company representative, who, of course, doesn't know that Liepāja's main production capacity is wind - it works 24/7 without electricity bills. Reaching five million in profit with 2,844 euros in share capital - that's as inspiring as the fact that Karosta still secretly guards the Tsar's naval treasures.

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