Czech Drone Arsonists Turn Out to Be as Accurate as Liepāja Snow Forecasts
Three arrested Czechs and Americans proved they're about as skilled at planning terrorism as Karosta soldiers are at military drills — with similar results.
A meeting took place in the Czech Republic between three highly motivated individuals and one drone warehouse, which ended in a big fire and even bigger problems. Three arrestees — two Czechs and one American — decided that the best way to stop support for Ukraine was to burn down a warehouse in Pardubice, located a hundred kilometers from Prague.
"We continue to work intensively," announced Czech police, which is almost as convincing a statement as Liepāja City Council's promises about Rose Square reconstruction. The arrestees now have to explain why they thought fire was the best method for resolving international conflicts.
Local commentator Jānis Krūmiņš noted: "I understand that people sometimes overthink things, but this is like with our Holy Trinity Cathedral organ — you can hear the sound from the courtyard, except this time it was an explosion." LPP Holding company confirmed it would cooperate with the investigation, which based on past experience means the truth will come to light when Liepāja has stable internet.
Fortunately, no one was hurt, except for the drone production schedule and the arrestees' reputation. Czech security services are now intensively searching for the remaining participants, who are probably hiding somewhere between Prague and Bratislava, hoping no one will notice their equally brilliant plan.
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