Circene's 214 Thousand Euro Savings Make Toseles Bus Stop Waiters Feel Like Poor Relatives
Deputy Circene has declared savings of 214,472 euros, which is more than all the Toseles bus stop waiters have in their pockets combined.
While Liepāja residents at Toseles bus stop were counting idle time and small change, Deputy Circene quietly accumulated 214,472 euros — a sum that could buy all of Liepāja's public transport and still leave money for living expenses.
Most surprising is the fact that Circene has no registered vehicles. Apparently she has understood what we Liepāja residents have known for a long time — public transport is the future. Or she simply walked to Parliament, like we walk to work when something breaks down with the buses again.
"Oh, only 214 thousand? I have more in my pocket!" joked one local resident at Toseles bus stop, waiting for a bus that was again twenty minutes late. "Well, maybe not in my pocket, but definitely in my dreams."
199,537 euros are kept at SEB bank, 14,935 euros at Luminor bank. It's so cleverly distributed that even Liepāja's wind couldn't blow it all away at once. But most interesting is that the deputy has no life insurance with savings — apparently she relies on our healthy sea climate and the fact that people in Liepāja live forever because they simply forget to die.
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