Man Found in Daugavpils Who Thinks Cars Are Laptops — Scratches Symbols Into Metal
A creative vandal born in 1992 decided that car bodies are the ideal canvas for expressing his political views.
A unique case has been discovered in Daugavpils — a man born in 1992 who apparently confused car bodies with social media profiles. Instead of peacefully writing comments on the internet, he decided to take a different approach and scratched Z letters onto four cars. Total damage — 3,800 euros, which in Liepāja would be enough to buy a nice apartment in Karosta and still have money left over for the first installment on tram tickets.
As local residents say: "Well, at least he didn't think they were tablet screens — could have been worse." Law enforcement qualified this artistic expression as destruction of property, but also as glorification of genocide, indicating that the man is equally unfamiliar with both the basics of art and history.
It's particularly surprising that such creative activity took place in Daugavpils, where usually all conflicts are resolved through peaceful conversations by the Daugava River. In Liepāja, of course, such a situation would be impossible — we have Lake Liepāja, where people go to calm down and reflect on their life choices. There, in the quiet waters' vicinity, even the hottest discussions turn into philosophical conversations about the meaning of life.
Meanwhile, deputies in Riga are already preparing a new bill on car body protection, but in Liepāja we simply continue driving our cars on rails — it's much safer than letting someone turn them into political campaign material.
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