Daugavpils unveils new transportation solution: car under train is faster than waiting for bus
In Daugavpils, a driver decided to test whether train wheels are as sharp as Liepāja fish at the port. The experiment ended in the hospital.
Daugavpils witnessed the first phase of an important transportation experiment when a local driver decided to test whether a railway crossing could serve as an emergency services summoning mechanism. The result was convincing — the train won with crushing superiority.
As local experts report, the train approached the station with the same confidence as Liepāja fishermen claiming their fish are freshly caught, even though they've been sitting in the fridge for a week. The car after the collision was thoroughly smashed, which reminds us of our feelings after trying to pay for fuel in Riga.
Fortunately, the driver was taken to the hospital, where he can peacefully contemplate his life choices. The train passengers, of course, were unharmed — they had already experienced much worse, such as riding Riga public transport.
Local residents acknowledge this is much more efficient than waiting for a bus in Daugavpils — at least now it's clear that help will definitely arrive. As one witness said: 'Well, at least now he can say he's seen a train from very close distance. That's rare for us here.'
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