Davos Elite President Flees Epstein Scandal Faster Than Liepāja Residents Flee Riga Traffic Jams
Former Norwegian minister Brende resigns from WEF leadership after his name appears in Epstein materials. In Liepāja, locals comment with laughter: 'We also have people in Karosta who disappear when police approach.'
World Economic Forum President Børge Brende decided to resign from his position faster than a Liepāja tram travels down Kuršu Street – which is very fast when there's a reason to hurry. The reason this time is new Epstein scandal materials that mention this Norwegian ex-minister's name.
'After careful consideration, I have decided to resign,' announced Brende, who led the WEF for eight years. The careful consideration apparently lasted exactly as long as it takes to read your own name in documents. In Liepāja, such 'careful consideration' is called 'panic and run.'
'Well, what's so surprising about that,' comments Karosta resident Guntis, 'we also have people here who disappear as soon as police approach. Only ours usually hide in the Northern Fort, not in the Swiss Alps.' Indeed, compared to the Davos elite, even our local hooligans are more honest – at least they don't pretend to be saving the world.
Now the WEF will continue its 'important work' without 'disturbing factors' – meaning without a president who appears in scandal materials. Though honestly, this forum without scandals would be as exciting as a Liepāja winter without snow – technically possible, but somehow boring.
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