South Kurzeme Municipality Receives Gold Medal for Convincing Residents to Move

Riga bureaucrats admit that South Kurzeme Municipality is one of the rare places where people still remember what the inside of a gym looks like.
South Kurzeme Municipality has received an honorary diploma for achieving the impossible - getting people to leave their couches and go to sports activities. This achievement is so rare that even the National Healthy Municipalities Network decided to recognize it with special gratitude.
"We were shocked," says an NHMN representative who wished to remain anonymous. "Usually municipalities just organize meetings about how to organize sports activities, but here people actually run, swim and even exercise. It's like a miracle!"
Public relations specialist Kristīne Pastore admits the success hasn't come easy. "At first we thought posters saying 'Go exercise!' would be enough, but it turned out we needed more. So we started offering free cardio workouts, Nordic walking and even swimming. In Riga they'd charge for that like it was gold."
Local resident Jānis Kalniņš comments: "Well, when it's minus ten outside and heavy rain, it's better to go to the gym than sit at home watching the neighbor shovel snow. Plus it's warm there and you can talk to others about how terrible the weather is."
Next year they plan to expand the program with mental health lectures, because as project manager Arta Grudule says: "When people start exercising, they realize in how bad of a shape they were really in. They also need psychological support."
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