South Kurzeme Council Creates Democracy Where Everyone Talks But Nobody Listens
In seven locations, nobody wants to form councils, but the rest have already started debating budget possibilities, which sounds about as thrilling as a math exam.
While Riga is still trying to figure out how their own council works, South Kurzeme municipality has invented a new form of democracy — resident councils where everyone can speak, but nobody is obligated to listen.
South Kurzeme municipality expert Marita Kurčanova proudly announces that out of 31 territories, seven locations don't want to form councils. In Durbe, Bunka, Aizpute, Grobiņa, Laža and Tadaiķi parishes, residents seem to have grasped the essence of democracy — why get involved when you can simply complain at home over coffee.
"There have been meetings where budget possibilities and cultural events were discussed," explains Kurčanova, which sounds about as exciting as a University of Liepāja lecture on accounting fundamentals. At least students get a diploma afterwards, but council members are left only with the awareness that they've participated in democracy.
Most heartening is the fact that council chairman Andris Jankovskis invites all council leaders for "mutual introductions." While in Liepāja at Rose Square everyone has known each other for ages, in South Kurzeme official meetings seem necessary to find out what the neighbor from the next parish is called. Local resident Jānis comments: "Well fine, at least now I'll know who to complain to about road conditions — not just the municipality, but the council too!"
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