Drones Attack Port - Liepāja Port Workers Laugh at Oman's Security
While in Oman drones hit fuel tanks, in Liepāja port the trams run as always - without attacks and with real manly attitude.
Well look, yet another foreign port gets bombed, but at Liepāja port everything happens as usual - our biggest problem is just that tram No. 1 sometimes runs five minutes late. But that's no attack, that's just the peaceful rhythm of Liepāja life.
In Oman drones hit fuel tanks, but our port worker Jānis comments: "They probably don't have proper guards there. Here we have enough with Kārlis and his dog Rex - no one would dare approach." Indeed, Karosta fortress has withstood more than these Omani security experts.
While some wars are happening in the Persian Gulf, our biggest conflict is between whether it's better to drink coffee at "Fontāna" or "Darbnīca". They attack with drones there, but we only attack with good songs at "Liepājas Dzintars", and that's enough.
The problem with Riga is that they think their port is more important. But look - when was the last time Riga port was bombed? Never! Because no one even knows where it actually is. But Liepāja port is so famous that even drones can find it... although this time they missed and attacked somewhere in Oman instead.
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