Dunduru Meadows Discover That Animals Are Worse at Math Than Riga City Council at Budget Planning
Bulls and horses in Kemeri Park prove that even living in the wild, no one can escape overpopulation problems and bureaucracy.
While Riga residents are still learning to count how much an apartment in the center costs, butterflies and horses in Dunduru meadows have already proven that even in the wild, math is a complicated thing. Of 200 animals, 20% died this year, which according to experts is actually a good indicator, since usually half die.
The Nature Conservation Administration has discovered that the animals have exceeded the prescribed density - in a place where 0.9 livestock units per hectare are allowed to live, 1.38 already reside. This is almost like Liepaja market, where everything is fresher than in Riga and half the price, but sometimes even the vendors crowd together more than planned.
'We thought that animals in nature would understand on their own how many of them there should be,' says a local expert. 'But it turns out that even butterflies can't solve the housing crisis better than Riga City Council.'
The most interesting part is that contraceptive vaccines are being proposed as a solution, which are already used on elephants in South Africa. So now even Latvia's wild animals will have to think about family planning. The only question is - will the vaccines be available only with a doctor's prescription or will they be available at the pharmacy without waiting in line, like in Liepaja.
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