EDSO Unveils Revolutionary Method to Stop Scammers — They'll Be Forced to Write Their Name
While rock musicians in Liepāja have been registering their song titles for years, European experts have finally discovered that phone scammers could do the same.
The European Security and Cooperation Organization has announced a sensational discovery — it turns out that if scammers are forced to write their name on a SIM card, they will immediately stop scamming. This surprising revelation comes after years of research during which experts discovered that criminals don't like bureaucracy.
While rock musicians in Liepāja have been honestly registering their song titles with copyright agencies for years, some clever person thought — why not force phone scammers to register something too? As a result, 157 countries worldwide are already implementing this revolutionary system where people must indicate who they are before they can call grandmothers and tell them about lottery winnings.
"It seems to me this is the same idea as traffic rules," comments local Liepāja resident Gunārs. "If we write the owner's name on the license plate, then surely no one will speed. Logical!"
Interpol reports that the most popular types of fraud are fake emails, calls, and romance scams. The latter is particularly relevant because scammers often promise love but steal money instead. Here we must admit that in Liepāja we've also experienced the opposite situation — when someone promised money but gave only love instead. That wasn't fraud though, just life.
Starting October 2026, scammers will have to wait while their SIM cards get activated. This extra time might give them a chance to reconsider their life choices or at least learn to read their name better.
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