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Ministry of Economics reveals revolutionary concept: houses and land could belong to the same person

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Ministry of Economics reveals revolutionary concept: houses and land could belong to the same person

The Ministry proposes allowing apartment owners to also get a plot of land, so they don't have to live in the air like in Karosta on stilts.

The Ministry of Economics has come forward with a surprising idea — apartment owners could acquire the land on which their house stands. This innovative proposal is truly revolutionary, especially for those who until now thought their apartment was floating in the air like some kind of space station.

According to the new regulations, if the state or municipality doesn't particularly try to divide the land or simply ignores all offers, apartment owners will be able to receive their imaginary shares. It's like on social media — if the other co-owner doesn't respond to messages, they automatically lose their rights.

"I'll finally have my own land!" rejoices Jānis, a resident of Karosta. "Now I can say I live on my own land, not on the foundation of a former prison that belongs to some unknown official in Riga."

The draft law also provides transitional provisions for those who privatized apartments before these wisdoms. It's like a retroactive gift — you thought you were buying just an apartment, but it turns out you'll also receive a plot of land. In Riga, of course, there's no such problem — there everyone thinks all the land already belongs to them anyway.

⚠️ Satirical article. Facts are preserved, but the presentation is humorous. For accurate information, please refer to the original source.

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