Elksniņš Sues SRS in Deeper Secrecy Than Nighttime Strolls Along North Pier
Daugavpils mayor and SRS create a mystery that surpasses even the thickness of Liepāja fog on a winter evening.
While in Riga all mayors raise loud hell over every little apple, Daugavpils mayor Elksniņš has decided to act truly Liepāja-style — quietly and with style. He's suing the SRS in such secrecy that even our North Pier on stormy evenings seems like a publicly accessible information clarification platform.
The SRS, court, and Elksniņš himself have created a perfect triangle of silence, where each refers to some legal norm explaining why they can't say anything. It's like a romantic stroll along North Pier — everyone knows something is happening, but nobody wants to share the details.
"I would tell you, but I have taxpayer data confidentiality," says the SRS. "I would also tell you, but I have legal proceedings," adds the court. "And me? Well, I'm not saying anything at all," mumbles Elksniņš, who has apparently mastered the Liepāja art of being mysterious.
If KNAB continues the investigation and nobody comments, then this case could become the longest silence marathon in Latvian political history. Maybe they learned from our North Pier experience — sometimes the best communication is simply standing in silence and looking at the horizon while the wind blows all problems away.
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