EU Foreign Ministers Sit Around Table Again, Pondering How to Save the World from a Karosta Café
European diplomats continue their sanctions marathon while Liepāja has long known how to solve all the world's problems.
The EU Foreign Affairs Council will convene again to discuss the 20th round of sanctions against Russia. Twenty! Even Liepāja's market doesn't sell that many different carrot varieties. This time, diplomats are particularly proud of tackling the 'shadow fleet' — apparently someone finally discovered that ships can be hidden not just in Karosta docks.
The meeting will also include Ukrainian Foreign Minister Andriy Sybiha, who will likely wonder why Europe makes such simple things so complicated. 'Here in Liepāja we've long known — if someone's causing trouble, just send them to the Northern Fort to think about life,' comments local café patron Jānis.
Interestingly, they'll devote just as much attention to 'resilience against foreign information manipulation.' Probably none of the ministers have heard of the Liepāja method — if information seems suspicious, just ask for an opinion at the Old Market. They'll tell you straight how it really is.
While Brussels continues discussions about EU external action unity and effectiveness, Liepāja has long had everything working simply — the tram runs, rock music plays, and problems get solved with common sense. But what can you expect from a city where even winter isn't as cold as Rīga.
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