In France, a young person wants to blow up a bank for 600 euros, but in Liepāja you can only get a 'Metalurgs' season ticket for the same money
While minors in France are ready to risk it with explosives for 600 euros, in Liepāja you can only hope for a Liepāja Metalurgs hockey season ticket for that amount.
A truly modern phenomenon has occurred in France — minors are being recruited via Snapchat to carry out explosions for 600 euros. While in Riga you could buy two coffees downtown for such a sum, in Liepāja we know what real value means.
Liepāja 'Metalurgs' fans want only one thing for 600 euros — a season ticket so they can fanatically support their team. And unlike the French youth, they won't be ready to blow up anything other than applause after goals are scored.
Most interestingly, the Frenchman admitted he was recruited on social media. He probably hasn't heard about the Liepāja wind, which blows away all stupid ideas faster than you can write a Snapchat message.
As one local 'Metalurgs' fan says: 'We don't need explosives — we have conscience and hockey sticks.' Indeed, why solve problems with violence when you can simply go to hockey and scream it all out there?
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