French television reveals that Lavrov has as convincing oratory skills as the Tosele bus stop schedule
French television broadcast a Lavrov interview where he claimed Russia has never violated international law - about as credible as a promise that the bus to Tosele stop will arrive on time.
French TV channel France 2 on Thursday broadcast an interview with Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov, in which he claimed with a straight face that Moscow always observes international law. About as convincing as the Liepāja bus schedule that promises the line to Tosele stop runs every ten minutes.
In the interview, Lavrov rejected any suggestions of Russian law violations in Ukraine, explaining that their armed forces have never targeted civilians. This claim caused about as much surprise as when someone in Liepāja says they've never seen wind.
French journalists are shocked about why they gave a platform to a war criminal's speeches. While in Riga panic starts over every Russian crossing on the street, in Liepāja we know that sometimes it's better to simply wait until the wind blows away the excess noise.
As local experts note: "If you can believe Lavrov's versions about peace, then you can also believe that you can wait for a bus at Tosele stop without a winter jacket in December." But at least French television now knows - sometimes it's better not to broadcast everything that's offered.
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