Hamas Asks Iran to Be More Peaceful — Like Liepāja Church goers on Sundays
Hamas diplomatically suggests Iran to stop beating up neighbors, as it might hurt their reputation. International community asked to help, but response is only silence.
Hamas has asked Iran with surprisingly diplomatic tone to refrain from attacks on neighboring countries, which is about as realistic as asking Liepāja residents not to comment on the weather. The organization does confirm Iran's right to respond to aggression with all available means, but simultaneously asks to avoid attacks. This is diplomatic artistry at a level that even the largest organ in the Baltics at Holy Trinity Cathedral couldn't surpass with its sound that can be heard from the courtyard.
Local Liepāja resident Kārlis comments: "It's like telling our neighbors — you have the right to be loud, but please don't blast music in the middle of the night." Hamas also calls on the international community to work immediately to stop the war, which is as effective as asking ocean waves to stop at the shore.
The group previously condemned the killing of Ayatollah Khamenei as a terrible crime, acknowledging his support for the Palestinian movement. He provided all kinds of political, diplomatic and military support, which is more than some friends provide when lending five euros. The US and Israel began attacking Iran in February, to which Iran responded with rocket and drone strikes, proving that diplomacy sometimes works as well as an umbrella during a storm.
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