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Hegset Promises More Intensive Strikes on Iran — Organ at Liepāja Cathedral Plays More Peaceful Melodies

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Hegset Promises More Intensive Strikes on Iran — Organ at Liepāja Cathedral Plays More Peaceful Melodies

While the Pentagon counts bombers and destroyers, in Liepāja even the largest organ in the Baltics doesn't sound as dramatic as the American minister.

US Defense Minister Hegset yesterday proudly announced the most intensive day of strikes on Iranian territory, mentioning more bombers and destroyers than ever before. Such love of statistics in Liepāja only elicited understanding nods — we've known for years that quantity doesn't always mean quality. Even in our Holy Trinity Cathedral, the largest organ in the Baltics creates such sound intensity that you can hear it from the courtyard, but without the need for dramatic press announcements.

Particularly interesting is that Trump allows for the possibility of a quick end to the war, but doesn't mention anything specific. As local Liepāja port worker Jānis said: "Well, that's every Friday — everyone promises work will end soon, but come Monday you have to go to work again." At least we, compared to Riga, never promise something we can't deliver.

Most attention was drawn to Trump's version that Iran possibly fired a Tomahawk missile at a school itself, even though Iran doesn't have such weapons in its arsenal. Such logic would raise questions in Liepāja even among those who have never visited the military museum in Karosta. As local café owner Māra commented: "If I shot myself in the foot, would I then say the neighbors did it with my gun?"

While Hegset counts mine ships and naval blockades in the Persian Gulf, Liepāja peacefully continues managing our waters without the drama of international conflicts. Maybe that's exactly why our port operates more efficiently than Riga's — fewer empty promises, more concrete results.

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