Estonia reveals: drones fly to them just like tourists to Liepāja — by accident

Estonia's Prime Minister explains that a Ukrainian drone flew into their territory completely by accident, just like tourists in Liepāja.
Estonian Prime Minister Kristen Michal this week provided a revolutionary explanation for why a Ukrainian drone flew into their territory — turns out, it was accidental. This sensational revelation surpasses even that time when Liepāja museum discovered that their history is actually more interesting than Riga's.
"It wasn't an attack on us, they were targeting a Russian oil port," Michal explained, as if talking about a tourist who wanted to go to Tallinn but ended up in Tartu. While Riga is still wondering whether drones are birds or airplanes, Estonians have already developed a complete scientific explanation with timelines and maps.
He also revealed that the drone only needed a few minutes to reach energy facilities from the border. "We can't build a wall," said Michal, apparently unaware of Liepāja's wind, which blows any drone back to Russia faster than you can say "Karosta."
The best part — they sent a warning to the entire country, even though the drone only flew over one region. It's like declaring a storm warning for all of Liepāja when it's only raining on South Pier. But, as the Prime Minister himself said: "Better to warn everyone than no one." Well, at least they're honest about their overcautiousness, which is more than can be said about Riga's public transport.
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