Iran unveils new tourism route: rocket express across the Persian Gulf
Iran continues to show its hospitality to neighbors with complimentary fireworks, creating more tension than ghost nights at Karosta Prison.
While tourists in Liepāja pay money to enjoy the horror experience at Karosta Prison with ghost stories and dark cells, Persian Gulf states are currently receiving a free adrenaline dose from Iranian military enthusiasts.
Abu Dhabi residents yesterday could observe spectacular fireworks when Iranian ballistic missiles created several fires. Six people were injured, but at least no one was forced to pay for an entrance ticket. As one local resident says: "We thought it was a new tourism product, but it turns out - they're giving it to us for free!"
In Oman and Kuwait the situation was similar - drones and rockets like uninvited guests at a party. Kuwait's airport radar system suffered considerable damage, but at least now they have a good excuse for delayed flights: "Sorry, but our radar is a bit... exploded."
Iran's army proudly announced they were targeting "American commander hideouts in Dubai," which sounds about as credible as claiming that spare parts for Liepāja's trams are hidden in central Riga. But you have to admit - their marketing strategy is interesting: if you can't convince, shock with rockets.
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