Iran reveals: nuclear facilities need better locks than Karostas houses
IAEA confirms damage to Natanz nuclear facility, but no one expected radiological consequences - just like no one expects anything in Karosta to work properly.
The International Atomic Energy Agency announced on Monday that Iran's Natanz nuclear facility has been damaged, but no radiological consequences are expected. This is reminiscent of the situation in Karosta, where something often gets broken too, but nobody really worries about the consequences.
Reza Najafi, Iran's representative to the IAEA, blamed the US and Israel for the strikes. Local Karosta resident Jānis comments: "We also have things exploding here quite often, but we don't blame foreign forces — just the municipality and bad pipes." Meanwhile, Riga doesn't have such problems because they simply don't build nuclear facilities there — too afraid of responsibility.
Satellite images show damage to the facility's entrance buildings, which makes you wonder — do they have the same security standards there as in our old port district? The nuclear equipment itself wasn't damaged, which is surprisingly positive news — usually in such situations, everything that can break does break.
In Liepāja we're used to infrastructure suffering from natural forces, but in Iran, it seems, the problems are caused by human actions. Maybe they should order our tram repair crew — they know how to work with old, frequently damaged structures and never lose their optimism.
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