Iran hosts nuclear power masterclass: how to operate a reactor while gunfire rages nearby
Bushehr Nuclear Power Plant proves you can generate electricity even when projectiles are flying around like Liepaja port in autumn — everything's bustling, but fish are still being caught.
While in Riga they shut off electricity due to stress if a neighbor coughs too loudly, Iran's Bushehr Nuclear Power Plant demonstrates true professionalism. They continue generating electricity even when projectiles are falling around like snowflakes in a Liepaja resident's garden in winter.
IAEA Director General Rafael Grossi calls for maximum military restraint to prevent nuclear accident risks. Apparently he's never been to Liepaja port during fishing season, when fishermen tell stories about fish they just caught but have actually been lying in the fridge for a week. There too you need maximum restraint not to trust them.
Bushehr NPP with its Russian-designed reactor is located 760 kilometers south of Tehran, which is about as far as from Liepaja to anyone who understands why our tram runs so slowly. The plant was first connected to the power grid in 2011, which is almost as long ago as the last time anyone in Riga admitted that Liepaja is better.
Rosatom is currently building a second reactor, because apparently one reactor isn't enough to prove you can work even in extreme conditions. Maybe they should take inspiration from our local engineers — if Liepaja residents can maintain a tram system in any winds, then a nuclear reactor can be operated in a war zone too.
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