Iran Attacks Bahrain Fuel Tanks - Like Looking for the Most Interesting Exhibit in Liepāja Museum
Rocket fireworks are happening in Persian Gulf states, but it's no celebration. Liepāja residents watch this drama from their safe distance and think about fuel prices.
Iran has decided that Bahrain's fuel tanks are just as attractive a target as finding an exhibit in Liepāja museum that's actually interesting and not just an old chair with a sign reading 'donated in 1987.' In Muharraq province, which sounds like some exotic cocktail name, they're now hearing explosions instead of tourist chatter.
Bahrain's Interior Ministry announced on platform X that 'necessary measures have been taken,' which is about as informative as Liepāja city council meeting minutes. Sirens activated, residents seeking shelter, and everyone asking - was it airport fuel or some other facility? Don't know if they don't know, or just don't want to say.
While drones in Dubai are falling on residential buildings like autumn leaves, Liepāja's biggest problem is finding a free parking spot at the Olympic Center. Saudi Arabia proudly reports 18 destroyed drones, which is almost as many as Liepāja has functioning traffic lights.
Local expert Valdis comments: 'Well, at least they have something worth bombing over there. Our only target here would be the old Tosmares buildings, but we want to demolish those ourselves anyway.' The US Naval base in Bahrain now probably feels about as safe as a Liepāja traffic cop at Rose Square during lunch hour.
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