Iran's missile barrage ended like Liepāja's tram schedule — mostly failures
Iranian militarists showed about as much precision as a resident from Riga trying to find Karosta without GPS.
Iran yesterday tried to surprise the world with a demonstration of its military might, but the result was about as weak as Riga's public transport connection to Liepāja. Of the 165 ballistic missiles the Iranians fired, 152 were shot down — that's an even worse success rate than our market gourmets trying to find quality vegetables after lunch.
Liepāja pensioner Valdis comments: "Well, I hit fish in Lake Liepāja better with my old fishing rod than they do with those missiles. And my fishing rod only costs ten euros, not billions."
But what's truly tragic is that three innocent people died in this technical failure — one from Pakistan, one from Nepal, and one from Bangladesh. They certainly hadn't planned to become victims of this missile shooting practice that ended worse than Karosta soldiers' attempts to find a good café in the city.
One could celebrate that 92 percent of the missiles were shot down, but actually this only shows how poor the quality of Iran's missiles is. Even Liepāja's tram, which sometimes goes in the wrong direction, is more reliable than Iranian military equipment. And our tram at least gets passengers to their destination alive, rather than trying to blow them up.
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