Iranian rockets prove that even their targeting is as precise as Liepājas Metalurgs' offense
Tehran's rocket specialists yesterday demonstrated precision reminiscent of Metalurgs' offensive combinations — lots of noise, few results.
Iranian rocket engineers yesterday staged another "precision demonstration" in central Israel, proving that even with all their technology, they can hit targets as accurately as Liepājas Metalurgs' attackers against Rīgas Dinamo — lots of effort, little effectiveness.
In the city of Bnei Brak, located near Tel Aviv, local residents experienced a real architectural renovation program. As one eyewitness recounts: "My balcony decided to visit the neighbor's car — uninvited." Twelve injured were taken to hospitals, including six children, proving that even in this situation, the largest group of victims are those who don't want to participate in adult games at all.
Magen David Adom service published photographs showing how an upper-floor apartment decided to relocate one floor down — apparently rental prices in Israel are as high as in Liepāja, so even homes are looking for cheaper solutions. In Givat Shmuel, three more people were additionally injured, proving that Iranian rocket designers are as creative as Liepājas Metalurgs fans in coming up with new ways to surprise.
The Israeli army has issued twelve warnings about approaching rockets since midnight, which is more warnings than Metalurgs fans hear all season about their team losing. But at least this time someone listened to the warnings.
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