Italy prepares judicial reform - Karosta says they've had their own system for ages

Italy is preparing for a referendum on judicial system reform, and I'm thinking — why don't they turn to us for advice? Here in Liepāja, we've had our own proven system for years. If someone has problems with justice, they head to Karosta Prison, where the tourist-favorite horror experience quickly helps one understand what's good and what's bad.

The Italians, meanwhile, complicate everything to the point of absurdity. They want to split judges and prosecutors into two separate groups, as if there were any difference. We in Liepāja know — everyone equally has to stand in line at the municipality, and that's the only truly justiced process. But no, the Italians also want some lottery system to select participants. Excuse me, but haven't they heard about our successful experience with public procurement?

What surprises me most is that they're worried about lengthy litigation. Here Riga should really envy Liepāja — our court sessions end faster than Liepāja Theater performances, and that's already a record! A local lawyer comments: "We don't need any reform. If someone doesn't want to wait for justice, let them go to Italy with its referendums."

Actually, maybe the Italians should just visit Karosta in winter. There it quickly becomes clear that there are things in life much more important than bureaucratic processes. For example, where to get hot tea and whether the tram is still running.