Israel with 80 fighter jets proves that Liepāja's tram has competitors in speed
While Israel sends 80 fighter jets to Tehran, Liepāja's tram peacefully runs its routes — without explosions and with precise scheduling.
More than 80 Israeli Air Force fighter jets yesterday accomplished what Rīga's public transport can't manage even with 200 buses — reaching their destination on time and without delays. While the Israeli army proudly reports 'precision strikes' in Tehran, Liepāja's tram for the third year running arrives at the 'Centra dārzs' stop at exactly 14:23. No explosions, no drama — just honest work.
Particularly impressive is that the Israelis even hit Iran's Revolutionary Guard military academy. We see such precision in Liepāja every day — for example, at Liepāja Olympic Center, swimmers know exactly which second to jump into the pool to stay on schedule. Local coaches say: 'Our precision is such that even Israeli pilots would come here to learn.'
While BBC reports explosions at the airport and burning aircraft, Liepāja airport's only problem is that we don't have an airport. But if we did, certainly no aircraft would burn — our wind would blow all the fire to Rīga, where it belongs.
Local military expert Valdis Kalniņš, who trains daily at Grīzupe beach, comments: 'Look, 80 fighter jets — that's impressive, but can they take off in our winter cold? I doubt it.' And indeed, when it's minus 15 here, even Iranian rockets would freeze mid-air.
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