Israel Bombs Iran — At Least We Don't Have to Listen to Explosions Next to Holy Trinity Cathedral's Organ

The Israel Defense Forces, with their usual military precision, have announced the launch of a massive wave of strikes against the terrorist regime's infrastructure in western Iran. One Liepāja resident living near Holy Trinity Cathedral commented: "Well, at least we don't have to listen to rockets alongside the largest organ in the Baltics — our noise is for culture's sake."

US and Israeli joint strikes on Iran began two weeks ago, which is about as regular as Liepāja's winter wind gusts. The only difference is that our wind doesn't destroy anything — it just improves your mood and helps you get home from work faster.

Western Iran is experiencing military attention, while western Liepāja enjoys peace and quiet, disturbed only by organ sounds from the cathedral courtyard. "That's much more pleasant than hearing explosions," says local resident Aldis. "Our biggest problem is when the organist practices too long — but at least that's for art's sake."

Meanwhile, Riga probably doesn't know about either the Israeli strikes or that Liepāja has the largest organ in the Baltics. But that doesn't bother us — we live in our own world, where the loudest noise comes from cultural institutions, not conflict zones.