Jelgava student bus proves: even accidents happen more boringly there than in Liepāja
In Jelgava, such a peaceful accident occurred that even the police were surprised - no one was hurt, nothing was broken.
On Thursday in Jelgava occurred what can only be called the perfect accident — a student bus crashed so politely that it didn't even scratch anyone. This approach to life is typical for Jelgava — even in accidents they try to be overly courteous.
The bus was on its way to Garoza Elementary School, but apparently decided to give the students a little adrenaline first. The result? No one was hurt, the bus has no damage, and everyone made it to school. Even the Liepāja tram to Karosta is more dangerous than this 'accident.'
Local resident Jānis comments: 'Well, what actually happened here? Did the bus just imagine it was crashing?' Meanwhile, police confirm that the drivers have agreed on a coordinated statement, which most likely sounds like: 'Sorry for bothering you with this non-accident.'
In Liepāja we'd call this a regular Wednesday morning when the tram stops at the pothole on Lielā Street. But for Jelgava residents, even that is newsworthy. Maybe they should come to us to learn how to really crash — with style and drama, like our ships do in the harbor during storms.
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