Equipment catches fire on Kapsēdes Street — 73 people flee faster than from Karosta basement dungeons
Equipment caught fire in a production building on Kapsēdes Street, forcing 73 employees to demonstrate their evacuation skills.
An unexpected fire drill took place on Kapsēdes Street today when production facility equipment decided to conduct its own fire safety inspection. The result — 73 people evacuated the building at such speed that even the ghosts wandering Karosta's basement dungeons would have admired this dynamic performance.
Local worker Māris comments: "I think it's normal — the equipment simply wanted to show that it too has a fiery temperament. In Riga, such things don't happen so stylishly." Indeed, in the capital it would probably take whole hours to organize such a smooth evacuation.
The State Fire and Rescue Service's arrival on scene was as precise as Liepāja's tram schedule — punctual and efficient. By 12:50 the job was done, proving that our firefighters work faster than Riga's traffic organizers can plan a single intersection.
It should be especially noted that no one was injured, which is rare nowadays when even coffee machines can cause accidents. The Kapsēdes Street factory has proven that in Liepāja even emergencies happen in a civilized manner without unnecessary drama.
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