Kim Jong Un Appoints Daughter as Nuclear Curator - Liepāja Teens Demand Similar Opportunities
The North Korean leader's 13-year-old daughter has become head of the missile program, while Liepāja children still aren't allowed to ride the tram without adult supervision.
While parents in Riga are still arguing about whether to let a teenager go to 'Maxima' alone, in North Korea a 13-year-old girl is already running the state nuclear program. Kim Ju-ae not only participates in party congresses, but also gives orders to generals and observes missile tests. On a Liepāja scale, of course.
In Liepāja, teenagers don't have such career opportunities. Here the maximum a 13-year-old child can hope for is tram driver's assistant or sand castle architect on the Southwest beach. Maybe some little job in Karosta, but that already requires security clearance.
'I'd also like to curate nuclear forces,' says local teenager Elīna. 'But mom won't even send me to the store alone because she says I'm too young. The Korean girl can launch rockets, but I'm not allowed to ride the tram alone.' True, in our climate children mature more slowly.
Meanwhile, Riga parents still think 13 years is too young to trust a child with apartment keys. But in Liepāja we understand - if you can survive the local weather conditions, then nuclear power is just a trifle. We've been training with military equipment in Karosta for years, ours just isn't as shiny.
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