Clinton Claims He Knew Nothing About Epstein's Activities - Just Like Nobody in Liepāja Knows What Happens on the Other Side of Karosta

Former US President Bill Clinton announced to a Congressional committee that he had no clue whatsoever about his friend Jeffrey Epstein's activities. This testimony caused understanding nods in Liepāja - we all know how it is when a friend does something weird, but you naively think he's just collecting stamps.

Local Liepāja Central Market philosopher Jānis Bērziņš commented: "Listen, I also don't know what my neighbor does in his basement every night, but I don't go running to ask him. He's probably pickling cucumbers. Same thing with this Clinton - he probably thought Epstein just really loved private parties."

Particularly touching was Clinton's claim that he loves his country and therefore agreed to testify. Here in Liepāja we also love our city, but that doesn't mean we tell the court every day about what we saw on the tram yesterday. Some things are better kept to yourself.

Meanwhile, on Liepāja beach, local residents discussed whether Washington also has winds as strong as ours, because apparently they can blow away memories of certain things. At least that's how it looks, judging by Clinton's testimony.