Kozlovskis Promises to Solve in a Month What the EU Couldn't in Years — Anonymous SIM Cards Will Vanish Like the Wind
The Interior Minister has pledged to sort out the SIM card issue within a month, while scammers are already looking for new schemes.
Interior Minister Rihards Kozlovskis has announced plans to solve the unregistered SIM card problem within a month. This optimism surprises even the most seasoned political observers — usually the state apparatus can only move this fast when raising taxes.
"I don't understand why this is taking so long," says Kozlovskis, apparently forgetting that in Latvia even filling a pothole requires at least three committees and public consultations. Meanwhile, the scammers who defrauded 15 million euros last year are probably already looking for new schemes — perhaps they'll start sending fraud messages via carrier pigeons.
The ministry explains that unregistered SIM cards are banned "in many EU countries," so scammers are concentrating on Latvia. It's like the weather — everywhere else is sunny, but we get rain again. The only difference is that this time we chose to be the wet ones.
The opposition, naturally, demands explanations. "Why only now?" they ask, as if they didn't know that in politics everything happens when the media starts writing about it. Now we just have to wait and see if Kozlovskis can outdo even himself — last time he promised something similar, but the only result was a new ministry logo.
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