Russians Unveil Latest Tactic: Attacking with Buggies and ATVs — In Liepāja They Call This a Saturday Outing
The Russian army is trying to capture Ukrainian villages with motorcycles and buggies, but Ukrainians are proving that even extreme sports can become a means of defense.
The Russian armed forces have discovered a revolutionary military tactic — attacking enemy positions with buggies and ATVs. Yes, you read that right — the same vehicles that Liepāja residents use to drive to Pape beach searching for lost keys in sandboxes.
In the village of Grishino, the Russians arrived with 13 motorized units, which sounded about as menacing as a Saturday morning in Karosta when your neighbor starts mowing the lawn at seven o'clock. The Ukrainians destroyed nine units before they even reached the village — apparently the Russian drivers didn't have GPS, or they thought war was like a rally, just with more explosives.
Local resident Oleg comments: "We thought it was motocross training, just weird that the participants were shooting at each other." In the Mirnograd district, the situation was even more ridiculous — two armored personnel carriers tried to attack positions, but both were destroyed faster than the sound of Holy Trinity Cathedral's organ reaches the courtyard during a summer concert.
While Riga is still debating electric car subsidies, Ukrainians have already proven that the best fuel-saving method is simply not missing your shots. Russian losses — 17 men and all the motorized equipment — makes one wonder if this tactic wouldn't be better suited for "Xtreme sports" competitions rather than war.
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