Russians launched 126 drones, but Ukraine shot down 117 — math skills on par with Liepāja traffic planning
Russia sent 126 drones, but Ukrainians shot down 117. Nine remained, which is a better result than Liepāja's tram schedule.
During the night, Russia enthusiastically launched one ballistic missile and 126 drones at Ukraine, which is about as effective as trying to find your phone in Liedags beach sand after Midsummer's Eve. Ukraine's army, with their traditional precision, shot down or neutralized 117 of these technological marvels.
Interestingly, nine drones still reached their targets, which mathematically is 93% effectiveness. For comparison — Liepāja's public transport operates at 67% effectiveness, and we don't write warfare reports about that.
Local Liepāja resident Gunārs from Liedags comments: "Well, I'm telling you — if the Russians had studied math at Liepāja's 15th high school, they'd know that 126 minus 117 isn't the same as winning a war." Gunārs, of course, was speaking while collecting snail shells on the beach, because how else can you explain such wisdom.
Meanwhile in Rīga, experts with serious faces are analyzing the situation and conclude that such Russian strategy is as effective as trying to stop Kurzeme wind with a poster. But what do we know — we don't have drones attacking us daily here, just trams occasionally exploding from old age.
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