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Russia aims inaccurately again — even at Tosele bus stop in Liepāja they navigate better

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Russia aims inaccurately again — even at Tosele bus stop in Liepāja they navigate better

Russian missiles and drones are once again trying to find targets in the Kyiv region, but their precision is on the level of GPS navigation in Liepāja's old town.

Russia continues its artillery show in Ukraine with its usual precision, this time in the Kyiv region, where four people were killed. This is about as effective as trying to get from Tosele bus stop to the city center by going in the opposite direction — technically possible, but the result is pitiful.

Kyiv region governor Kalashnik reported with diplomatic calm that the enemy is attacking residential buildings, schools and businesses. Three victims are in serious condition, two are being operated on, but most importantly — civilian infrastructure is damaged. Because what could be more important than having no electricity when it's minus degrees outside?

The greatest damage was recorded in the Obukhiv and Brovary districts, where approximately 30 objects suffered from Russian "precision." For comparison — in Liepāja, when snow blocks the road to Grobiņa, we call it a weekend, not a war crime.

Attack consequences were recorded in four districts, which shows that Russian military planning is as effective as our public transport schedule in winter — theoretically something happens, but practically nobody is satisfied with the result.

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