Russia once again proves that its precision is as reliable as Liepāja's bus schedule

Russia's armed forces have once again proven that their strategic planning is as precise as weather forecasts for Liepāja beach — you can always hope for the best, but prepare for the worst. This time their missiles and drones visited the Poltava and Zaporizhzhia regions, proving that even in the 21st century they can be as ineffective as the Tsar's army in 1905.

Air raid sirens sounded throughout Ukraine, except in the Odesa region, which was probably a surprise to the Russians themselves. As one local observer said: "They aim at military targets but hit residential buildings. It's like trying to get from Riga to Liepāja and ending up in Ventspils." Unfortunately, the result wasn't funny — three people died and many were injured.

Russian military logic resembles a situation where someone tries to find Rose Square in Liepāja but ends up at the railway station instead — technically you're in the city, but the result isn't what you expected. In the Poltava region, residential buildings and a hotel were damaged, a fire broke out, but Moscow will probably call this a "successful special operation against fascist objects."

The situation in Zaporizhzhia was similar — six apartment buildings, two private houses, a shop and an industrial infrastructure facility were damaged. It's like trying to break one window but demolishing the entire house instead. Russia's precision has become legendary, but unfortunately not the kind to be proud of.