Russia Shows Its 'Precision' Again — Hits Only 37 Out of 345 Targets
In a night attack with 48 missiles and 297 drones, Russia demonstrated particularly 'high' effectiveness that would shame even our old Karosta cannons.
Russia decided to show off its military 'prowess' during the night by sending 48 missiles and 297 drones toward Ukraine. The result? They hit only 37 times. Even the old cannons at our Karosta fortress would be ashamed of such precision.
The Ukrainians shot down 33 missiles and 274 drones, which means Russian 'super weapons' have about the same effectiveness as trying to hit a basketball hoop blindfolded in a storm. Of course, not the kind of storm we get in Liepāja — our storms are at least honest.
'Well look at that, how can they spend so much and hit so little,' says Kārlis from the Karosta market. 'Our Jānis catches fish more accurately with his fishing rod from the pier!' And indeed — 345 fired, 37 hits. That's like trying to get to Ventspils by tram.
But seriously speaking — every drone and missile shot down represents lives saved. And that's much more important than any statistic or joke.
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