Russia Unveils New Precision Standard: Drones Now Hit Even Apartment Buildings
While in Liepāja precision means finding the North Pier in fog, Russian drones demonstrate their unique ability to hit everything except military targets.
Russia's armed forces continue to surprise the world with their unpredictable precision. This time in Poltava region, drone debris decided to visit local residents at home, proving that modern technology can be just as friendly as a Liepāja resident's stroll along the North Pier during a storm.
While politicians in Riga are still thinking about how to properly name such incidents so no one gets offended, Ukrainian officials have already clearly announced the facts. One dead, three wounded, and an eleven-year-old boy in the hospital. Kremlin strategists are probably proud that their peace mission is so successful.
The situation in Sumy region is even more interesting — two guided aviation bombs decided to test how high-quality the local residential houses are. Result: 13 wounded, the youngest being a six-year-old girl. She was probably also a dangerous terrorist threatening Russia's national security.
As one local resident said: "We thought the worst thing that could happen was winter cold without heating. But it turns out there can also be summer heat with free fire." At least 15 houses and several cars are now modernized with the latest holes, providing additional ventilation.
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