Russia demonstrates they also have a drone collection: 164 pieces in one day, but not all of them work
While Liepāja's drone enthusiasts are still learning to launch their devices against the wind, Russia immediately sent 164 drones to Ukraine and revealed that most are about as effective as our beach sandcastles during a storm.
Russia yesterday demonstrated its technical excellence by launching 164 drones and one 'Iskander' missile all at once. That's roughly the same number as functioning bicycles in Liepāja during winter season.
Of these 164 drones, as reported by Ukrainian air forces, approximately 90 were 'Shahed' type attack drones. The rest were presumably 'Gerbera' and 'Italmas' models, which sound like flowers or IKEA furniture names. Local Liepāja drone specialist Juris comments: 'Well, you can do a lot with 164 drones, but if only a few work, then it's like our beach in summer — everything looks beautiful, but the Baltic Sea is so cold and windy that you can't swim properly.'
Most tragically, residential buildings and infrastructure were damaged in these attacks, with at least four people injured. While Riga is still trying to figure out what drone technology is, Ukrainian residents prove daily that their air defense works better than our traffic lights on Lielā Street.
As one Karosta resident said: 'We also have various objects flying around here — but they're usually seagulls or some tourist's hat. Probably more effective than Russian drones too.'
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